Work Words

"This is like putting tacks into my fingernail!" - mr. x after an especially difficult day

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"Tell him to go open a window, I hope it's on the 12th floor, and take a flying jump!!!"  - mr x. on another difficult day

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"We need to massively put the expectations below (violently bends down to floor and starts rubbing it) SEA LEVEL!!"  - mr x.

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"I dont want to see another award from you guys.  If I get another one of those 'oh thanks for the business' awards, I'm going to send it back!!" - mr x., arguing with someone else very important over the phone

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"I have mentally checked out of the snow. I am ready for small umbrellas and sand in my teeth." - Mr. X. (stated back in March)


"Mr. X, you have a package.."-office assistant
"Is it ticking?" - Mr. X.

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"You can dress it up like a swan, but if it's a pig, it's a pig."

and another goodie being offered by the same gentleman:

"What do you think, I fell off the turnip truck last week?"

Work Words

I can't keep this in any longer. I am starting a feature on my blog called (as the title suggests): "Work Words". There are far too many quotes that come from work, and I can't keep them inside any longer. They.are.too.funny. Hope you enjoy half as much as I do! (and as always, anonymity will be practiced.)

"I wonder if Jesus thinks this is OK; this is just dispicable." - Mr. X on phone.

and, later that week, Mr. X on phone with another company:

"You guys suck too much for me to list!"