(because I really cannot resist.)
"Somewhat of a nice guy, but a little bit of a dweeb" -Mr. X's observations, upon meeting a potential business partner.
"She has no income!" - Mr. X, commenting on why "she" couldn't be approved for a loan.
"Well she's writing a book" - Ms. Y, defending the potential borrower.
"What if the book sucks!!" - Mr. X.