"This is like putting tacks into my fingernail!" - mr. x after an especially difficult day
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"Tell him to go open a window, I hope it's on the 12th floor, and take a flying jump!!!" - mr x. on another difficult day
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"We need to massively put the expectations below (violently bends down to floor and starts rubbing it) SEA LEVEL!!" - mr x.
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"I dont want to see another award from you guys. If I get another one of those 'oh thanks for the business' awards, I'm going to send it back!!" - mr x., arguing with someone else very important over the phone
1 comment:
Oh I love these!
I wish everyone would do husband quotes. They are always the best!!
I came to comment on your crazy nice post that I saw in my reader but I can't find it now. I must be an idiot.
Hope you guys have a fun weekend planned!!
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