"This is like putting tacks into my fingernail!" - mr. x after an especially difficult day
"Tell him to go open a window, I hope it's on the 12th floor, and take a flying jump!!!" - mr x. on another difficult day
"We need to massively put the expectations below (violently bends down to floor and starts rubbing it) SEA LEVEL!!" - mr x.
"I dont want to see another award from you guys. If I get another one of those 'oh thanks for the business' awards, I'm going to send it back!!" - mr x., arguing with someone else very important over the phone